Saturday, May 30, 2009

Failure To Post...

There are some rules to this blog...such as

Our readers do not fail by reading this blog. (just thought of that one)

But...we (Avinash6969 and myself), as authors, CAN fail...by not posting regularly...when that time comes, it's up to you, as our readers, to remind us to get off our lazy a**es and post some Failure...

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Football Fail?!?! The Answer

So if you did not know or if you by some calamity are not from this planet; today was the champions league final with Manchester United and Barcelona . At the end of the match Barcelona came out victorious beating the defending champions 2-0. So with that being said I just want to clear something up.Listen very carefully

MANCHESTER UNITED FC DID NOT; I REPEAT DID NOT BY ANY CHANCE FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They were just struck with a hint of bad luck and in the eyes of MAN U fans they WON!!!!! :)





Tuesday, May 26, 2009

What is a Fail ?

Some of you (if you've been living under a rock or never used the internet) may be wondering what exactly IS a fail...

A fail can be described as (from http://www.urbandictionary.com/ )


Fail


Either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.
1] "you actually bought that? FAIL"

2] "this movie fails."

or


Fail


The Glorious lack of success
A baseball player swings at a ball and the ball instead hits him in the groin. FAIL!


Of course...these definitions might not completely explain what a Fail is...so I'll include a picture lol.



This dog fails, although innocently, because it thinks that the picture of dog food is actually food...therefore it FAILS....

Note : Prefixes such as "Uber", " Mega" and " Epic" may be added before the word "Fail."
It may also be used in a variety of forms, such as "Failtacular" and "Failtality."
It is possible for something to fail so hard that it becomes a "Win"
"Win" (not Pass) is the opposite of Fail.

The First Failtality

So um hey this is a blog about everything,everyone,every inanimate object and basically everything that FAILS!!! lol so if u have any suggestions just email me (Nash) at avinashheeraman_6969@yahoo.com

SO just to get it started........
  1. So there we were in maths class today doing questions when suddenly Miss says "Leave out question 4 if you don't have your Geometry SHET " so i was like FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Secondly During Lessons today the school's vice principal passed by our class to throw something in the garbage bin.Would you guess what happens next?NO you won't...HE THREW DOWN THE BIN !!! FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well that's all for the moment check back later for updates:)